September162014

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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(via theblackship)

9AM

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

(via thingthatgoesbumpinthenight)

9AM

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

8AM

ottermatopoeia:

hello yes i have arrived

(Source: lolgifs.net, via tinalikesbutts)

8AM

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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8AM

dirtylittlechemist:

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

Oh the last one!!

(via theblackship)

7AM

insp (x

(Source: alrightevans, via thingthatgoesbumpinthenight)

September152014

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

(via joshpeck)

September122014

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

(Source: nevillles, via ruinedchildhood)

6PM

yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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(via fake-mermaid)

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